Whoops

I just realized that I forgot to do a blog post last week. My bad. I would like to first apologize to my lovely wife Gladys and our three children Skipper Bippo and Melvin. I would also like to apologize to the wonderful people of Pakistan who elected me to this fine position. I would like to apologize to Mr. Henry Worthington chairman of the cabinet of vacuum cleaners; I am sorry sir. Do you guys ever wonder what happens to LMFAO? That are they doing right now just sleep on that.

An acrostic poem by James soucy

It is

Apples
Megamind is a good movie

James is my name
Ushanka is the name of those fuzzy Russian hats
Says James
Trap house bang bang
Illuminati
November is the 11th month

Ticklish is one thing that I am not
I've got the
Moves like jagger
Because of you I n
Ever stray too far from the sidewalk
Requiem is a word that I don't know
Lol
America
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong
Everyone will hate this

Bagel

This week I don't know what to write about so I asked my mom and she told me to write about the half of a bagel that I cut the other day and have not yet eaten she is worried about it getting moldy I am voice typing this so my punctuation and grammar suck. I'm getting better. My mom has an excessive amount of cookbooks. I mean how many cookbooks can one person have? This seems unnecessary

Words that make me uncomfortable

"Steamy"
"Baby","honey", or "daddy" when used with your significant other
"Tonic"
"Bubby"
"Penal"
"Pianist"
"Penalize"
"Gumbo"
"Yams"
"Tummy"
"Abs"

things I can remember eating so far this week

I ate croutons. I ate a cookie. I ate pasta. I ate a burrito. I ate two hot dogs. I ate curly fries. I ate cereal. I ate a cheeseburger. I ate tater tots. I ate pasta. I ate toast. I ate cereal. I ate chicken wings. I ate french fries. I ate cereal. I ate a cheeseburger. I ate steak tips. I ate pizza sticks. I ate grilled chicken. I ate a baked potato. I ate pudding. I ate ice cream. I ate girl scout cookies. I ate a bagel. I ate cereal.