Whoops

I just realized that I forgot to do a blog post last week. My bad. I would like to first apologize to my lovely wife Gladys and our three children Skipper Bippo and Melvin. I would also like to apologize to the wonderful people of Pakistan who elected me to this fine position. I would like to apologize to Mr. Henry Worthington chairman of the cabinet of vacuum cleaners; I am sorry sir. Do you guys ever wonder what happens to LMFAO? That are they doing right now just sleep on that.

An acrostic poem by James soucy

It is

Apples
Megamind is a good movie

James is my name
Ushanka is the name of those fuzzy Russian hats
Says James
Trap house bang bang
Illuminati
November is the 11th month

Ticklish is one thing that I am not
I've got the
Moves like jagger
Because of you I n
Ever stray too far from the sidewalk
Requiem is a word that I don't know
Lol
America
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong
Everyone will hate this

Bagel

This week I don't know what to write about so I asked my mom and she told me to write about the half of a bagel that I cut the other day and have not yet eaten she is worried about it getting moldy I am voice typing this so my punctuation and grammar suck. I'm getting better. My mom has an excessive amount of cookbooks. I mean how many cookbooks can one person have? This seems unnecessary

Words that make me uncomfortable

"Steamy"
"Baby","honey", or "daddy" when used with your significant other
"Tonic"
"Bubby"
"Penal"
"Pianist"
"Penalize"
"Gumbo"
"Yams"
"Tummy"
"Abs"

things I can remember eating so far this week

I ate croutons. I ate a cookie. I ate pasta. I ate a burrito. I ate two hot dogs. I ate curly fries. I ate cereal. I ate a cheeseburger. I ate tater tots. I ate pasta. I ate toast. I ate cereal. I ate chicken wings. I ate french fries. I ate cereal. I ate a cheeseburger. I ate steak tips. I ate pizza sticks. I ate grilled chicken. I ate a baked potato. I ate pudding. I ate ice cream. I ate girl scout cookies. I ate a bagel. I ate cereal.

Naps

I love naps. Anytime I feel groggy or tired a nap is a great way to hit the reset button and get a clean slate on the rest of the day. Sometimes this can be negative though. It is harder to get to sleep at night on days where I nap and it can screw with your sleep cycle. Studies have found that naps can improve cognitive and memory function. Naps can also lower blood pressure. If you have insomnia (I definitely don't) then naps can be terrible and destroy your drive to get sleep. Often feeling overly tired during the day can indicate sleep apnea or poor sleeping position. Napping will not help these conditions, but using some kind of sleep apnea device will.

Rajon Rondo is a scumbag

Rajon Rondo is one of my least favorite athletes. The former Celtics point guard represents every issue that an athlete with a clean criminal record can have. Rondo's most recent bonehead move came when he used a homophobic slur to attack a gay referee during a game a couple months ago. Rondo was benched for last years playoffs due to disagreements with the Maverick's head coach, Rick Carlisle, unsurprising as Rondo has butted heads with every coach he has even played for. When Rondo was traded from the Celtics midway through last season, he openly admitted that he "hadn't played defense in a couple years". Rondo also puts up exponentially better stats in nationally televised games, revealing his own selfish and superficial need for attention. At 29 years old Rondo is still an ineffective shooter, exposing his lack of a work ethic. Rondo has had multiple altercations in which he has thrown balls at referees, showcasing his poor sportsmanship and lack of maturity.