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Thursday, May 19, 2016
The Playoffs again
The NBA playoffs are on to the conference finals. After Miami forced a game 7 at home Toronto put up a strong showing in game 7 to advance the eastern conference finals. They are playing the Cavaliers, who haven't lost a playoff game yet this year and came off 8 days of rest. The cavs took game 1 at home, running away with a 31 point win in which LeBron James and kyrie Irving put up spectacular numbers. In the west the conference finals are tied at 1 a piece after Russell Westbrook dominated game 1 on the road and Stephen curry got it done at home in game 2. The Cavaliers will in my opinion likely sweep the raptors in 4 games, whereas I think that the thunder will be able to steal at least 1 more game from the golden state warriors.
Friday, May 13, 2016
More NBA playoffs
The NBA playoffs continue to have a few surprises, but not many. The thunder finished the spurs in 6 games last night, which basically nobody expected. LaMarcus Aldridge basically disappeared outside of the first two games. The Cavaliers picked up their second consecutive sweep, looking very impressive. The overachieving heat continue their dogfight with the severely underachieving raptors, and the Warriors easily closed out the mediocre trail blazers in 5 games. These match ups don't surprise me much, and I expect that whatever east team wins will get swept by Cleveland, whereas the thunder should give golden state a decent fight.
Thursday, May 5, 2016
The NBA playoffs week 2
Yeah I know these are repetitive. Anyway the NBA playoffs are on to the second round and they are going how I expected for the most part. The only real shake-up is the Clippers, who lost their two nothing series lead over Portland when stars Chris Paul and Blake Griffin were benched with injuries. The Hawks, who looked Unstoppable against Boston are now getting clobbered by the Cavaliers, who scored an NBA record 25 three-pointers last night. While the Miami Heat are looking strong against the weak Toronto Raptors after blowing out Charlotte in game 7 of the first round. I expect Steph Curry to rest for the entire second round, as Golden State will likely sweep the Trailblazers even without his services. They will be well rested to play a tired Spurs team in the Western Conference Finals by my predictions.
Thursday, April 28, 2016
The NBA Playoffs: Round 1
There are a lot of things happening in the NBA playoffs right now, and many of them make me very mad. Article 1 is of course my beloved Celtics, who got stuck with a tough first round match up in Atlanta and have dropped three of five games. The Celtics have maintained their defensive prowess despite losing starting shooting guard Avery Bradley, but their shot selection and offensive discipline has been nothing short of infuriating to me. Watching them toss up ill-advised threes and well contested shots is unbearable for me to watch. Another team that irks me is the Los Angeles Clippers, who despite their talented roster have dropped three straight games. The Miami Heat are in the same position as the Clippers. One surprise has been the relative not-awfulness of the Toronto Raptors, who have a habit of exiting the playoffs in an early and unceremonious fashion. Unsurprisingly, the Warriors, Spurs, and Cavaliers all finished their series' early, and The Oklahoma City Thunder will be following them to the second round shortly.
Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Word
Have any of you ever been to Minnesota? Minnesota is an interesting state. In Minnesota there is snow, humans, trees, and lots of guys. I guess that kind of fits along with the humans thing. Do people know what Massachusetts is? Like if you ask someone from Minnesota about Massachusetts do they know as little about Massachusetts as we know about Minnesota? Just jeans thoughts. James Harden sucks at basketball. Here is a list of players that are better than him: James Harden socks at basketball. Here is a list of players that are better than him colon stuff curry. LeBron James. Russell Westbrook. Anthony Davis. Kevin Durant. Chris Paul. Paul George. Andre Drummond. Blake Griffin. Kyle Lowry. Carmelo Anthony. Dwight Howard. Derrick Rose. Actually I'm not crazy about that one. Jimmy Butler. Trey skehan. Paul Millsap. Kawhi Leonard. DeMarcus Cousins. Basically everyone.
Thursday, March 31, 2016
Whoops
I just realized that I forgot to do a blog post last week. My bad. I would like to first apologize to my lovely wife Gladys and our three children Skipper Bippo and Melvin. I would also like to apologize to the wonderful people of Pakistan who elected me to this fine position. I would like to apologize to Mr. Henry Worthington chairman of the cabinet of vacuum cleaners; I am sorry sir. Do you guys ever wonder what happens to LMFAO? That are they doing right now just sleep on that.
An acrostic poem by James soucy
It is
Apples
Megamind is a good movie
James is my name
Ushanka is the name of those fuzzy Russian hats
Says James
Trap house bang bang
Illuminati
November is the 11th month
Ticklish is one thing that I am not
I've got the
Moves like jagger
Because of you I n
Ever stray too far from the sidewalk
Requiem is a word that I don't know
Lol
America
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong
Everyone will hate this
Apples
Megamind is a good movie
James is my name
Ushanka is the name of those fuzzy Russian hats
Says James
Trap house bang bang
Illuminati
November is the 11th month
Ticklish is one thing that I am not
I've got the
Moves like jagger
Because of you I n
Ever stray too far from the sidewalk
Requiem is a word that I don't know
Lol
America
King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong
Everyone will hate this
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