Friday, February 26, 2016

Naps

I love naps. Anytime I feel groggy or tired a nap is a great way to hit the reset button and get a clean slate on the rest of the day. Sometimes this can be negative though. It is harder to get to sleep at night on days where I nap and it can screw with your sleep cycle. Studies have found that naps can improve cognitive and memory function. Naps can also lower blood pressure. If you have insomnia (I definitely don't) then naps can be terrible and destroy your drive to get sleep. Often feeling overly tired during the day can indicate sleep apnea or poor sleeping position. Napping will not help these conditions, but using some kind of sleep apnea device will.

Thursday, February 11, 2016

Rajon Rondo is a scumbag

Rajon Rondo is one of my least favorite athletes. The former Celtics point guard represents every issue that an athlete with a clean criminal record can have. Rondo's most recent bonehead move came when he used a homophobic slur to attack a gay referee during a game a couple months ago. Rondo was benched for last years playoffs due to disagreements with the Maverick's head coach, Rick Carlisle, unsurprising as Rondo has butted heads with every coach he has even played for. When Rondo was traded from the Celtics midway through last season, he openly admitted that he "hadn't played defense in a couple years". Rondo also puts up exponentially better stats in nationally televised games, revealing his own selfish and superficial need for attention. At 29 years old Rondo is still an ineffective shooter, exposing his lack of a work ethic. Rondo has had multiple altercations in which he has thrown balls at referees, showcasing his poor sportsmanship and lack of maturity.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

The Internet

In my mind the Internet has three purposes: pictures of animals, videos of people falling on ice, and illegally downloading movies. Verizon shut me down on that third one with all ill timed email last September, but I can still enjoy pictures and videos of goats on trampolines, camels laughing, and monkeys throwing poop. I myself have an album on my phone of various animals in various poses with various captions which I use in various situations. I would upload some of them but I'm typing this on my phone and alas I cannot upload media without having the Google+ app and sadly I lack the space for the app because my phone is filled with pictures of animals.

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